The Internet in Ancient Times

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 2 hours ago

Remember: Agriculture is Anti-Culture

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Remember: Agriculture is Anti-Culture

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 2 hours ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

"MEAAAAAAAAT!!!" - The First Chef

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"MEAAAAAAAAT!!!" - The First Chef

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

lemming741@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Put it down!

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Put it down!

lemming741@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

Kids these days just don't want to work!

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Kids these days just don't want to work!

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 days ago

What happened to pottery?!

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What happened to pottery?!

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 days ago

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 11 days ago

I do not approve of this sort of vigilante justice!

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I do not approve of this sort of vigilante justice!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 11 days ago

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 12 days ago

Have you tried that stuff they put all over their food in Rome? Bleah.

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Have you tried that stuff they put all over their food in Rome? Bleah.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 12 days ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 16 days ago

I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

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I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 16 days ago

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 24 days ago

Hypocrites.

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Hypocrites.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 24 days ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 26 days ago

I dock in Sardinia and this is how I get greeted?!

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I dock in Sardinia and this is how I get greeted?!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 26 days ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 27 days ago

As a representative of the Caral civilization, I wish to remind the residents of the fertile crescent that this sort of thing is TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT. Potatoes are OUR THING.

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As a representative of the Caral civilization, I wish to remind the residents of the fertile crescent that this sort of thing is TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT. Potatoes are OUR THING.

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 27 days ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 29 days ago

I keep getting calls from this number. Not sure if it's a scam or...

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I keep getting calls from this number. Not sure if it's a scam or...

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 29 days ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

Preferred language

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Preferred language

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

I’m really getting sick and tired of these MEET SINGLE WOMEN IN UR AREA ads. I’m in Sumer! I’m nowhere near them!

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I’m really getting sick and tired of these MEET SINGLE WOMEN IN UR AREA ads. I’m in Sumer! I’m nowhere near them!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

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PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

She's my Baby-lonian

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She's my Baby-lonian

PugJesus@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

And we have just three days to find out...

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And we have just three days to find out...

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

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NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

"May you live in interesting times"

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"May you live in interesting times"

NegativeNull@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

Are these the bit coins everyone's been talking about?

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Are these the bit coins everyone's been talking about?

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

I'm so tired of it. Any time you go into a restaurant or walk past a construction site, you hear the workers speaking Proto-Indo-European. THIS IS AN AKKADIAN-SPEAKING COUNTRY!

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I'm so tired of it. Any time you go into a restaurant or walk past a construction site, you hear the workers speaking Proto-Indo-European. THIS IS AN AKKADIAN-SPEAKING COUNTRY!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

Already?!

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Already?!

Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM · 1 month ago

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The Internet in Ancient Times@lemmy.world

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Welcome to the stone age… or the bronze age… or the iron age… heck, anything with an ‘age’ is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.

This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.

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6 - There is no ~~rule~~ law 6.

Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I. I have not withdrawn myself from the men, whom Bel gave to me, the rule over whom Marduk gave to me, I was not negligent, but I made them a peaceful abiding-place. I expounded all great difficulties, I made the light shine upon them. With the mighty weapons which Zamama and Ishtar entrusted to me, with the keen vision with which Ea endowed me, with the wisdom that Marduk gave me, I have uprooted the enemy above and below (in north and south), subdued the earth, brought prosperity to the land, guaranteed security to the inhabitants in their homes; a disturber was not permitted. The great gods have called me, I am the salvation-bearing shepherd, whose staff is straight, the good shadow that is spread over my city; on my breast I cherish the inhabitants of the land of Sumer and Akkad; in my shelter I have let them repose in peace; in my deep wisdom have I enclosed them. That the strong might not injure the weak, in order to protect the widows and orphans, I have in Babylon the city where Anu and Bel raise high their head, in E-Sagil, the Temple, whose foundations stand firm as heaven and earth, in order to bespeak justice in the land, to settle all disputes, and heal all injuries, set up these my precious words, written upon my memorial stone, before the image of me, as king of righteousness.

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