Almost every single red state is a welfare queen. They exist as parasites to better run, Democratic economies, and subsist on Federal largesse.

Let’s play the game. Cut these shitheel states down to their state-level economies, and use the funding for programs that allow citizens to move OUT of those states.

“Downtown murders rise”

“You have my sword,” Aragorn said calmly.

“An ent goes on a walk with the cousins before Thanksgiving dinner”

Creep juice

Not Korean Jesus. He’s swole af. Turns water into pre-workout.

Abussy

I wish our government actually regulated these corporations so they are not able to have a tentacle in so many essential technologies.

All of the symptoms of the crushing power of techbro oligarchs are directly tied to failures of govt to regulate.

“We don’t claim this guy, at all. Literally any other generation can have him.” -Millennials

Cancer loves to metastasize

Because the cops and their union have been throwing tantrums and bending politicians ears.

They’re excellent for fine-tuned use-cases that need digesting huge volumes of text- for example, legal and insurance industries. But having a hundred different AI models all trained on scraped nonsense and then hallucinating bizarre outcomes to prompts just isn’t very useful to the average person. Especially as more and more average computer users are less and less computer literate. That writing is on the wall.

A vegas height stripper pole

But what of tithing?? Who shall grift receive these woebegone atheists’ untaxed revenues?

“But the GPS said turn here,” he said with his car in a pond.

Businesses still operating on factory work playbooks and just cramming in creatives like a monkey wrench.

Executive boardroom

“How can we barcode each individual leaf? Surely this is an untapped market?” -some MBA

Don’t do it Dave.

“I’m an expert in stuff most people find tedious”

Makes sense that Ohio sees all their tourism dollars dry up and their economy implodes as a result.