Soon may the Pirateman come,

To bring us movies, games, and… Rum.

At least it’s not a cinnamon babka.

I don’t know if they make vacuum seal bags big enough for a person… 🤔

Please start with my sister. Her off-key screeching is giving me headaches.

“Oh, Magoo, you’ve done it again!”

“Sit, boy!”

I make tacos every Tuesday. The only thing I change up is the meat used.

What if I just mod that out? 😈

While awesome for just the technical aspect, I actually would find this to be a downgrade in the way I play, since it would mean no longer being able to make staircases out of books and pillows, as they would actually fall if they had physics. 🤣

If anything, the chocolate chips are healthier than the blueberries, since chocolate has more antioxidants than blueberries.

What was it like being on Portal and working with Dave?

Bigfoot, if real, is an animal and thus not a citizen of any kind what-so-ever.

The title straight up asks you to change your password (and the article continues to make this suggestion eight more times). What other account details would possibly even be worth writing an article about?

Scientists should be working on technology to allow rats to pilot cooks.

Wtf… There are still places that have payphones? 😮

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There’s a slut in this comment.

The game “Heat.”

I remember when I was a kid, I was eating a banana and suddenly felt something hard and crunchy. It was one of my baby teeth that was already super loose finally coming free.

I’ve never seen steak tartare with a sear on it before.