The pages were probably blank.

Translation: “I didn’t get a cut.”

Disciplinary actions for the sailor who reported them, I’m sure.

That’s what the editorial department is for. This article is not an editorial.

Made by the same company that manufactures 30 round rifle mags that hold 150 rounds and never need to be replaced.

All this does is allow people who don’t traditionally get tipped to start getting “tipped” and avoiding taxes.

“I am positive that AI will break shit.”

What gun would that be, where the manual safety still allows a trigger pull that would make a clicking sound?

You can stab someone to death with a blunt-tipped knife, it’s just going to hurt more and do more tearing damage.

I am in this picture and I don’t like it.

Yes, but that aged look from years of stress isn’t vitiligo.

Damn kids, get out of my yard

It was before chat services arrived.

You know what’s exactly as decentralized as fediverse? Email. Do you know anyone who doesn’t use email?

That’ll end well.

Thank you for the correction.

He should still be hit in the face with a shovel.

You know what business travelers do? They spend lots of money on hotels and food and entertainment.

Third box has failed. Fourth box.

That means I don’t have to pay federal taxes for it right?