There’s always going to bed earlier.

I can’t fear Monday if I never know what day it is!

Looks like you’re out of flags. Would you like to purchase 10 more for $2.99?

EDIT: My brain read Minesweeper. 😂 Oh well, I’m leaving it.

Listen bud, for every man-hater out there, there are about 5 others who voted for “Your body, MY choice.” There’s assholes everywhere. We just accept them as assholes and move on. And now we need to figure out if you’re offended because you ARE one of the pieces of shit they are calling out, or if you’re just too delicate to deal with people not liking a group that you just happened to be born into.

Not everyone has to like you, but keep it up if you want to add to the number who don’t.

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

I haven’t even seen one. 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t understand the issue.

Oh. OIL FREE OIL of Olay.

Yeah, it’s a brand, Dairy Queen doesn’t change it’s name when you buy a hot dog.

Tried it, didn’t like it.

TAFT DID IT!

I’m not REAL into these, but every now and then I find one (usually much lighter than like) that clicks with me and I dump a few days into it before I get bored.

Dead cells was fun.

Children of Morta was pretty cool as you have a whole family to level up.

My son was playing Skul that looked fun.

Wow, I can’t believe he had that many people fooled!

I LOVE Harry Cox!

Good one! Hope there was something cool inside, like a tiger!

But the gubment forced us into a contract of indentured servitude under the social security gold standard emancipation proclamation​!

I’m allowed to complain. I live here.

Have you always been able to hop around and aim while holding the watering can button, or was that added in the last update?

I just accidentally discovered this, and it blew my mind.

I just restarted the day. Not worth it.

I have no idea if this is serious or not. I think it is, but what?!?

You mean, Avenged One hundred and twenty eight fold.

From now on, I’m mentally replacing every AIEEE! with the Wilhelm Scream.