I been playing Super Mario Logic lately, but I like the Zelda/Super Metroid randomizer hack

I liked his O Canada song. Decent dude

Why are there right- and left-wings? Why not also up-wing and diagonal-wings?

Families.

Call your mother. She misses you.

Name and shame these 25 landlords ploz

Good for her

Why did they need the AI to point that out for them?

He can try but we’re closer to the north pole, it would just fall back and hit him

“Westoid”?

I, too, feel like half the planet I used to be

Lol wheres your golden parachute?

The shit winds are blowing, Randy

Yo this is T I G H T

I bet it’s crash bandicoot

Lol soft power

Lol no regulation needed huh

Turns out the entire show has been uploarded to Youtube, upscaled to 4k

I did that too, until things got weird with the new cat feeder

Island: A Game of Survival

I think the future’s back in specialized devices. You give me a tablet that shows only textbooks, I read textbooks. You make it also access the internet, and I will immediately and exclusively use it for porn.