If you aren’t fully functional, a strap on will fix that.

Chili. Love it every time.

It’s fish, but it doesn’t go in your mouth.

They’re pretty easy to take care of as long as you prune them back regularly. And agreed on the pears!

The premise of Highlander 2 was awful, too, though.

Lapping at the ol’ leather cheerio is fun.

Hey! I know you! Welcome back.

Does this mean that everything else labeled as fig has been a lie?

At least they’re making an effort to try to sound caring, plus approving time off, which is better than you can say for most.

This is really fun to do. Back in art school we even made paper out of old blue jeans - I think we had to treat them with something to get the fibers to separate enough.

And nothing will happen.

That looks fantastic!

Toki looks to have been a very good doggo. RIP.

But to be fair they are spectacular.

Indeed I am!

My wife uses Dave’s Insanity Sauce so I don’t think that would work on her.

I mean, I would need a kid. But I get what you’re saying.

I’ve never seen cinnamon rolls rolled that way before. They look great!

If I had a kid and if we were muffins I would wear the shit out of that.

This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced by overwhelming lust. Of course then you’ve got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.