Does it play CD’s too? I’m in the market for a new player.

Is this satire?

Yeah I usually do that but I’m also lazy. I’m doing it now. Thanks!

When a mommy and daddy love each other very much…

Do a barrel roll!

Damn, now I feel bad.

Stay safe out there!

Maybe after I realize she is actually a dude from Nigeria who fucked off with all my money.

ADHD is a bitch. I mean to check them and then I end up playing horror games instead and feel too tired or depressed to do so.

I’m pretty sure If I tried she’d be friendly at first, until she needs me to wire her $10,000 with Western Union so she can fly out to see me.

The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka in case anyone was wondering.

It’s too much control or trust to place in another person. Even If I didn’t have trust issues, It’s not something I’d ever be comfortable with. Like you said, to each their own however.

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Orange man does coke tho

Rust is good, rare Ubuntu W. Now stop with the forced use of snaps.

They backed out of the Roomba deal. Now iRobot is going down the shitter.

I’m that guy

If someone wants to pay more for something, and is made aware they can purchase the item elsewhere for cheaper, and still wishes to then that’s their prerogative. I don’t like being cheated or mislead.

Chat? Is this canon?

I’m aware of it, though I wish I wasn’t. I’m in to some weird shit but that’s too much for me. I think I’d prefer the butt plug.