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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Hello, I am Paul Newman, the famous actor.

    stares into the camera

    90 pages of backstop is significant, yes. When I got the role of Theodore in Alvin and the Chipmunks, I was bitterly disappointed by the lack of depth of the character. Almost no backstory was given to me.

    more staring

    On the other hand, my rendition of Dig’em the frog for Smacks was greatly improved by the 400 hundred pages lore of the character. I became the frog.

    intense staring


  • Hmm. Did they explode because they were explosive? Or were they called ‘explosive’ because they exploded? The latter would mean that these particular explosives were an instantiation of an archetypal explosive, for which the explosivity would have been observed previously. In one case, we have an explosive by induction, and in the other an explosive by deduction. Fascinating.


  • drolex@sopuli.xyztoFrance@jlai.luFinally ! He's dead !
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    Foire aux Questions

    • Est-il déplacé d’écrire “lmao” dans le livre d’or lors des funérailles.

    Oui. ‘lmao’ est un anglicisme à proscrire lors des cérémonies. Préférez ‘mdr’ ou une émotête.

    • Je souhaiterais acheter deux kilos d’asperges. Où puis-je en trouver au meilleur prix ? Sans rapport : où se situe la tombe familiale des Le Pen ?

    Il n’est pas écoresponsable d’acheter des asperges en hiver. Attendez la saison.

    • Mon pipi a une odeur agréable. Que faire ?

    Mangez des asperges, en saison.

    • Est-que chanter ‘ding dong the witch is dead’, c’est de l’appropriation culturelle ?

    Sa famille ne vous en voudrait pas




  • Vraiment triste aujourd’hui 😥 C’est toujours trop tard qu’on réalise qu’on aurait dû, qu’on aurait pu… mais l’occasion est passée, à jamais. Et on réalise la douleur. La douleur qui s’installe. Et que rien ne peut soulager maintenant.

    Putain j’ai pas de champagne au frais et maintenant si j’achète une bouteille elle sera jamais fraîche et en plus c’est dry january. Monde cruel. 😢





  • Christopher Lee was allegedly there to give advice to make the fight more realistic.

    ‘Have you ever delved into the infernal pits of despair, Peter? Have you ever met a creature made of pure evil? Have you seen your comrades fall, taken one by one by a Balrog, until you’re the last one standing? I was in the SAS during the war, Peter, and you can’t imagine the atrocities I have suffered and given in return. Do you know what sound a Balrog makes while he is hurled across abysses of torment, Peter? It’s a sound that makes terror feel like pleasure. And yet I crave it, I cannot forget it and I long to inflict such a pain to another Balrog, for I loathe them, and I know no mercy for them and I have lost my soul. Oh, yes, Peter.’


  • I am even more disappointed by that guy’s choice to work only 6 days a week.

    I do not believe in sleep or rest.

    I firmly believe that CEOs require diapers, not toilet breaks.

    I used to shit myself continuously at the office, the stench was unbearable. And yet I went on, staying at my desk, asking people to come in to berate them.

    I chose to be estranged by my whole family. My kids hate me. My wife despises me. My father won’t talk to me. Even my mother loathes me.

    I managed all that by dedicating every second of my life to my job, so that I can die miserably and get a gravestone saying ‘lmao the shitman’s dead, rest in shit loser’.