Get your hands off my penis

When Bloomberg of all places starts printing stuff like this, you know it’s bad

You know what? Let’s apply some of that “government efficiency” idiocy that he claims to be driving. Sure. Just jump in it and start flying around. Nothing matters anymore. By all means, traipse around in an unsecured, relatively undefended beacon of American shittiness without any of the standard VIP transport countermeasures, let alone the countermeasures that exist on the current AF1. See what happens.

Children of Kali noises intensify

Mind you, this is AFTER we just got rid of huge swaths of our food safety agency

What are the odds on him flipping parties?

His stance on gun control doesn’t really agree with mine these days either, but there’s a reason for it: he is a survivor of the Parkland school shooting, and he was there as a student. That was an absolutely formative event for him, and I respect that he was able to turn that commitment to a single cause into political capital and drive. And I do think that he’s a damn sight more progressive than the vast majority of Democratic politicians in the country, despite my disagreement with him on many aspects of firearms ownership.

I’m not just insulting them. I’m making it clear that the premise of their argument sounds legitimately bonkers to a person that considers themselves a staunch progressive.

Are you high?

He’s an embarrassment, no way around it. He’d have to do a full about-face on his enablement if he wanted to salvage his reputation at all, and I don’t see him doing that.

What the actual fuck are you talking about

I’m not debating that it’s dumb. I’m just saying that’s what the law is that’s on the books, and that’s the book they’ll throw at you if they can.

So, in MA, if you throw literally anything or any substance at anyone, Assault and Battery with a Dangerous Weapon is the default charge, because state law defines “Dangerous Weapon” as “literally anything that’s not a part of your own body”.

Wow, I didn’t have the Library of Congress pegged as the one government agency that would actually tell orangeboi et al to go fuck themselves. But I’m not disappointed that they are.

Remember Lina Khan? She was there only a few months ago. Depressing as all fuck how quickly they’ve undone her work.

Edit: I mixed up the FTC and FCC

Doesn’t the rest of the Kennedy clan fucking hate him? Whose kids did he steal?

I continue to be disappointed in and frustrated by Newsom

I shouldn’t be shocked at how swiftly he transitioned, but still, I am.

Give it to the French