Rufus, rocking the dildo nose…

😂🤣

And this is news?

It seems to me that YT has been doing that for quite a while already.

Fun fact: STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS.

You’re welcome. 😂🤣

E-Paper display? Way better battery life.

SD Card slot and headphone jack? Physical QWERTY keyboard?

All these features speak for themselves. Prolly not the best phone for gamers, but I’m pretty sure OP doesn’t much care for gaming anyways.

So, this happened under the Biden administration?

Someone please remind me why the orange shitstain keeps blaming stuff on Biden…

Did you know that corn dogs aren’t made of real dogs?

True story, I wrote the article on it somewhere…

https://lemmy.world/post/26354109

Instructions unclear, shoves a stick up the rat’s ass…

What pants?

You wear pants?

Who said I don’t?

My leg length is right though…

Trails came before streets, streets are basically just fancy wide paved trails with rules as to which side to pass on.

You might as well ask which came first, feet or wheels…

Neither of us would be where we are or who we are today, we might not even exist, if it wasn’t for the wheel, even though obviously feet came first.

Sounds like you speak from master flushing experience 👍

😂🤣

The steam locomotive train was invented in 1802…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train

The predecessor of the bicycle, the Draisine, was invented in 1817…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_bicycle

The safety bicycle (just common bicycle we know today) was invented around 1885…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_bicycle

The first semi-mass produced vehicle was invented and made in 1886…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_automobile

Which one wins on the road? Hint: It’s not the lightest, it’s the heaviest…

I actually had to look up ‘grade crossing’ to even understand what you were getting at.

Rare? Hah, it happens every single day here! Not saying it should though, also not saying that trains should have a right to just fucking park on the tracks here and block traffic either, but they do.

But… What does that have anything to do with crossing the road or highway, either on foot or on bicycle?

You have to have a brain to remove first.

The government doesn’t fund that anymore…

If it’s important to you, I’d say check it every month. If it’s not very important to you, check it at least every 6 months.

looks at my PSP1001 with concern…

Licensed to whom exactly?

If you gotta space out the link to avoid spam filters, it’s a fucking scam.

Hey, when the robots take over the world, you’ll be thanking me for the advice. Keep a Super Soaker water gun or three around, vinegar and salt are cheap. It’ll probably work pretty well against most drones too…

Pointy tits? I thought we were in Terminator, not Tomb Raider…

Spray it down and soak it in a mix of vinegar and salt, that should cause lots of corrosion and short circuits, and probably let the magic smoke out.

Oh wait, I read the question wrong, I thought it said ‘How do you fuck a robot up?’

Nothing about the original post said anything about digital art, they just referred to art in general.