“Sorry about the mess.”

Oh no! It’s gone into Royal Rumble mode!

This is why you should have a TV gun.

“We kill the Batman!”

Yer all right.

GatGPT.

ChatGPT: “Yes… mistake…”

Oh to be as free as that man.

Going through the motions of normal social interactions, when suddenly–

The worst is being corrected.

“Good morning.”

“Pfft… not really.”

“Got any beans? Coffee beans?”

I would like my wife to tell me I am a good boy-ee.

Whatever you do, DO NOT mess with the inhabitants of Infant Island.

Don’t worry, “exclusion zone” means zone where danger is excluded.

“They had vacuum cleaner hoses coming out of their noses!”

“Sorry, I used to be a doctor in the Royal Navy. Old habits die hard, you know.”

“The problem with dating apps is that a guy will say he’s totally living in his profile, but when you meet him at Peet’s, BAM – rotting corpse!”

“There’s only room on Earth Prime for ONE living god!”

“BUT NOT LEAN! I LIKE A BIG BREAKFAST!”