Take a drink for every f-35 that gets destroyed. And take a drink for every f-35 that isn’t!

Then the hallucinations started and you enjoyed that 2021 Malbec so you might enjoy bleach I mean bleach I mean drink bleach I mean bleach

Analytical vs LLM crap, I agree there’s a lot of potential there. We’re burning the environment for people to generate fake images and cheat at school when we should be doing medicine instead.

If literally anyone bothered to check “2nd year Ph.D. student” would’ve ended it, shame it had to go so far in the process

You know, I was just— bbbrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Eric Andre is the AntiFallon

Hey @BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world I think this was meant for InsanePeopleFacebook. But we must ask… is it a form of poetry nonetheless?

I just read about that judgement and the cop was beyond fucking stupid. This ain’t an action movie. You’re on a traffic stop, you’re a bureaucrat with handcuffs.

We already have gas stations, so maybe the Italian way will suffice. Stop in at Wawa, get a nice pretzel, a wutter ice, check out the new decorations.

I know one, but it’s a little complicated. The woman is named Ann, and this is because when she was adopted at birth, the adoptive parents named her after the biological mother, also Ann. So yes and no.

We can’t all settle for dudes who steal copper wire and smoke meth out of light bulbs, but we’re not saying it on tv. Bawitdaboo-hoo.

I’ll take a flat spin due to poor placement of a solid gold toilet with a heavy McDonald’s shit dropped in it

And I feel “constrained” by a lack of subprime lending, let’s bring that shit back too.

Graduated in 2022 and decided to bail on academics, been out of the loop since, but my god did I apparently dodge a fucking bullet

Those aren’t the only two terms in contention, unfortunately, because academics love a pissing contest. Middle fingers to the term I personally hate, “cosmodernism.”

Next up, Mewmaxxing czar and Orthotropics advisor Mike Mew

We had this fluoride foam the dentist put on twice annually. Fruit-flavored foam, suctioned it back off, no rinse, and you couldn’t eat or drink for 30 minutes. Got that for a good number of years. I also recall that due to the combination of that, your city’s fluoridated water, and toothpaste, you could get these faint white spots in the middle of your teeth.

When you’re released though, you’re released right back to the environment that you left (in the US anyway). There’s the ol computer waiting for you before the meds have reached efficacy. Square one and a half.

Literally the last thing someone reads before they ask ChatGPT where the nearest source of fertilizer and rental vans is

I’m not saying no to cake, though